I wrote the beginning of a novel that reads like fanfic for a certain novel whose title rhymes with
Gourd of the Spies.
You can read that by clicking the image above.
I wrote it on my dad's typewriter.
I love to cook.
There is always a good chance I have a kazoo in my purse.
For the last decade, I've had as many as six and as few as two ferrets.
In general, I prefer to wear dresses.
My husband is amazing. He also refuses to read my books because he is afraid he will hate it and then he won't want to tell me/live with me after he tells me.
My jobs have included: high school English teacher, executive stapler, whipping girl (metaphorically), copywriter, proofreader, ice cream slinger, clothing salesgirl, and calligrapher.
People ask me all the time if this is my "real" eye color. It is.
Yes, I have twins. They are "natural." Yes, better me than you. Yes, I can tell them apart.
It's awesome. It helps my writing.